Over 200 true stories of boneheadedness and buffoonery from the New York Times-bestselling author of Stupid History!
Former Saturday Night Live writer Leland Gregory has shown us gray matter-challenged examples in various areas. These range from the criminal world to the hallowed halls of government. This time, though, everyone, everywhere is fair game if they’ve exhibited outrageously stupid behavior. Consider:
* The forgetful fireman who left cooking oil on the stove and returned from a call to find the station house burned to the ground
* A lung cancer patient who caused an explosion when he lit up a cigarette—in his oxygen tent
* A 58-year-old billiards player who was suspended from competition after testing positive for a muscle-building hormone
* F. Edward Hebert, chairman of the House Armed Services Committee, who said, “The only way we’ll get a volunteer army is to draft them”
Hey Idiot! lets everyone from bosses to public officials, doctors to sports heroes, skewer themselves with their moronic words and actions.
The True Story of a Native American’s Quest for Justice
In 1877, Standing Bear and his Indian people, the Ponca, were forcibly removed from their land in northern Nebraska. In defiance, Standing Bear sued in U.S. District Court for the right to return home. In a landmark case, the judge, for the first time in U.S. history, recognized Native American rights-acknowledging that “Standing Bear is a person”-and ruled in favor of Standing Bear. Standing Bear Is a Person is the fascinating behind-the-scenes story of that landmark 1879 court case. It also details the subsequent reverberations of the judge’s ruling across nineteenth-century America. It is also a story filled with memorable characters typical of the Old West. The story includes the crusty and wise Indian chief, Standing Bear. It also features the Army Indian-fighting general who became a strong Indian supporter. Additionally, it highlights the crusading newspaper editor who championed Standing Bear’s cause. Finally, it presents the “most beautiful Indian maiden of her time,” Bright Eyes, who became Standing Bear’s national spokesperson. This story takes place when America was obsessed with winning the West at any cost. It portrays an intensely human story. It represents a small victory for compassion. It also recounts an American tragedy. Standing Bear won his case. However, the court’s decision that should have changed everything, in the end, changed very little for America’s Indians.
A Captivating Guide to Historical Events and Facts You Should Know About the Gem State (U.S. States)
History of Idaho: A Captivating Journey Through the Gem State’s Past
Idaho’s history is filled with stories that are as rich and surprising as its breathtaking landscapes. Idaho’s past holds events from the early Native American tribes. These include the daring Lewis and Clark Expedition. These events shaped it into the state it is today. But how much do we really know about the people and moments that made Idaho what it is?
History of Idaho isn’t just a history book. It’s a trip back in time that uncovers the untold stories and big changes Idaho has seen. Whether you’re a history lover or new to Idaho’s story, this book will surprise you. It reveals details that have stayed hidden for generations.
Inside, You’ll Discover:
The Early Tribes of Idaho: Learn about the lives, cultures, and lands of Idaho’s Native American tribes.
The Lewis and Clark Expedition: Follow the explorers on their journey. Discover how they helped put Idaho on the map.
The Fur Trading Era: Meet the brave fur traders. Learn how they set up trading posts. These posts helped early settlements grow.
Gold Rushes and Mining Booms: See how the rush for gold changed Idaho forever, bringing new people and opportunities.
Becoming a State: Understand Idaho’s road to statehood and the challenges it faced as a young state.
Idaho Today: Explore how Idaho has grown in modern times, becoming a place of new ideas and diverse cultures.
With every page, History of Idaho brings Idaho’s story to life. This book is a chance to see Idaho in a whole new way, beyond its mountains and potatoes.
A Captivating Guide to Historical Events and Facts You Should Know About Alaskan History (U.S. States)
The Untold Stories of America’s Last Frontier
Did you know that Alaska’s history is as wild and tough as its weather? Alaska is full of beautiful landscapes and hard challenges. It’s where incredible people fought through hard times and brave explorers chased the unknown. History of Alaska brings these exciting moments to life, sharing both famous and little-known stories that helped shape the state.
What You’ll Learn:
The First Alaskans: Who were the earliest people to live in Alaska? How did they leave their mark on the land?
Explorers and Adventures: What made explorers risk everything to travel through Alaska’s icy wilderness, and what did they find?
The Gold Rush: How did the hunt for gold change Alaska’s towns and its economy forever?
War and Defense: Why was Alaska so important in World War II and during the Cold War?
The Alaska Pipeline: What problems did people face when building one of the biggest oil pipelines in the world? How did it impact Alaska?
Alaska Today: How is Alaska a leader, from protecting nature to supporting the rights of indigenous people?
And so much more.
This book isn’t just a list of dates. It’s about the people who faced tough odds. They built a life in one of the harshest places on Earth. Alaska’s history is full of adventure, struggle, and triumph.
Ready to discover the history of Alaska? Scroll up and click the “add to cart” button to start your journey into the amazing stories of America’s northernmost frontier!
A Captivating Guide to Everything from Native Americans, Cajuns, and Creoles to the Louisiana Purchase, Battle of New Orleans, and More (U.S. States)
Embark on a journey through the heart and soul of America. This captivating exploration reveals a state whose history vibrates through the cities. It also whispers in the bayous.
This narrative isn’t just a recount of events. It’s an immersive voyage into a cultural melting pot. This melting pot has significantly shaped America’s identity.
Here’s what awaits you:
Explore Native Roots – Dive into the origins of the Native Americans, who were the first stewards of Louisiana. This exploration helps to better understand their culture and legacy.
The Louisiana Purchase Unveiled – Uncover the monumental impact of this historic land deal on America’s destiny.
The Battle of New Orleans – Step onto the battlefield. Grasp the pivotal moments. Discover the enduring legend of this clash.
Birth of Jazz – Experience the cultural revolution of jazz, emerging from Louisiana’s unique blend of influences.
Cajun and Creole Life – Delve into the captivating traditions of Cajun and Creole communities. Learn about their resilience and vibrancy.
Each item on this list opens a door to a chapter of Louisiana’s rich history. It invites readers to discover the battles, beauty, and enduring spirit that have forged a state unlike any other.
Don’t miss the chance to immerse yourself in the compelling saga of Louisiana. Click the “add to cart” button to begin your journey through the rich tapestry of America’s history!
