Military/Goverment UN-Common Sense

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Military Common Sense Rules

From: the Strategy Page

A lot of life’s problems can be explained by the U.S. Military and its applications of common sense …

1. “Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.”
   (Paul Rodriguez)
2. “A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.”
   (Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance ).
3. “Aim towards the Enemy.”
   (Instruction printed on US M79 Rocket Launcher)
4. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
   (U.S. Marine Corps)
5. Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground.
   (U.S. Air Force)
6. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
   (Infantry Journal)
7. It is generally inadvisable to…